Top 10 Marijuana Quotes EVER!

We’ve searched the entire internet for the best Marijuana quotes ever said. After painstakingly reviewing them all, we’ve come up with the best 10 that we think you’d very much enjoy! Let’s take a look at some of the top Famous Marijuana quotes ever said….


leno“40 million Americans smoked marijuana; the only ones who didn’t like it were Judge Ginsberg, Clarence Thomas and Bill Clinton.” – Jay Leno

Why it’s important: this shows how all political figures are forced to lie because of out-dated marijuana laws.


Jennifer Aniston“I enjoy smoking cannabis and see no harm in it.” – Jennifer Aniston

Why it’s important: because it’s moving away from the stereotypical marijuana user (pot head).


Bob Marley“Music and herb go together. It’s been a long time now I smoke herb. From 1960s, when I first start singing.” – Bob Marley

Why it’s important: because the one of the greatest music icons never stopped using the plant.


Darryl Gates“Casual drug users should be taken out and shot” – Darryl Gates (Chief of LAPD & US Senate Judiciary Committee)

Why it’s important: because according to him, 14.8 million Americans need to be taken out and shot. A perfect example of ignorance in politics.


Willie Nelson“I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here…” – Willie Nelson

Why it’s important: because marijuana is a flower. Period.


dea“…marijuana is one of the safest, therapeutically active substances known to man.” – Judge Francis Young (DEA)

Why it’s important: even the DEA’s own Judge understands. Knowledge is the enemy of ignorance.


Bill Hicks“Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?” – Bill Hicks

Why it’s important: because the law has no right to ban natural growing plants.


Barack Obama“When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point.” – Barack Obama

Why it’s important: because every political figure denied inhaling, which we know is an absolute lie. Atleast now, we have a president who can admit it.


Arnold Schwarzeneggero“That is not a drug. It’s a leaf” – Arnold Schwarzenegger

Why it’s important: a friendly reminder that marijuana is not something you create, make, or cook … unlike every single other drug.


Ronald Reagan“I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast” – Ronald Reagan

Why it’s the most important: because this shows propaganda and yellow journalism at its best. Did we mention he was the one that declared the first major War on Drugs? The same exact War on Drugs that’s costing and losing us $23,996,032,192+ a YEAR!! (

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111 Responses to “Top 10 Marijuana Quotes EVER!”

  1. You missed out on my fave quote by none other than that old square himself – Bing Crosby.
    “I never heard of anyone beating on their wife or kids after smoking pot.”

    Prob not the exact quote but the sentiment is the same.

  2. pixie pixie says:

    WOW that is absolutely great!!! LOVE IT!!

  3. Alex B Alex says:

    @Estoy, yeah I’ve heard that one before. It should have definitely been on the list

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  5. doctor j doctor j says:

    really nice job! this was very interesting, happy toking!

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  7. scott scott says:

    it was good but i didnt like that it said that marijuana is the only drug that you dont have to create or cook, there are a several drugs like that mushrooms and datura are just couple

  8. Alex B Alex says:

    @scott, yeah that’s true.

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  13. Dale Dale says:

    “because marijuana is a flower”
    no, it’s not. While Pot shouldn’t be illegal a lot of your reasoning is flawed. “It’s natural so it should be ok” Is not a good reason to have something legal.

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  21. WeedMan WeedMan says:

    Awesome post. The one by Arnold really cracked me up. Nice work :)

  22. Jinxa Jinxa says:

    Jay Leno made me laugh once. He joked about the size of his chin. it was downhill from there. The man isn’t funny and since when was he ever a ‘nice guy’? Now that’s funny right there.

  23. Tara Tara says:

    Wow. is killer.

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  27. Jordan Jordan says:

    “Smoke weed… Its a common everyday need.who are yu tu stop me. im just keepin it G”

  28. Jordan Jordan says:

    “Smoke weed… Its a common everyday need.who are yu tu stop me. im just keepin it G”

    “J.steinberg”txt me if yu liked that quote 6-23066027

  29. Heather Barnes Heather Barnes says:

    smoke pot live long enjoy life

  30. Heather Barnes Heather Barnes says:

    love peace marijanna

  31. nathan nathan says:

    how about this one , it comes from my bestfriens uncle
    “weed is good for you, it kills all the lazy brain cells and makes room for the good ones.” genious guy who care up with this im tellin ya.

  32. Super Patriot Super Patriot says:

    “Prohibition…goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man’s appetite by legislation and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes.
    A prohibition law strikes a blow at the very principles upon which our government was founded.”
    Pres. Abraham Lincoln

  33. pokwok pokwok says:

    These quotes blow. Politicians hate weed, we get it… This is neither important nor interesting. Politicians are wrong on pretty much everything; not news. Let’s get some real quotes up in this bitch

  34. Fee Fee says:

    Yeh yeh yeh

  35. Fee Fee says:

    Man Made Beer
    GOD made Weed,
    Who DO U Trust???
    GOD IS GREAT!!!!!

  36. Darren Darren says:

    It makes no sense to me why alcohol which is man made is legal. While marijuana is natural and is illegal. I personally have smoked marijuana and i loved the feeling cause it made me relaxed even when i was in the worst moods.

  37. Sammy Sammy says:

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  38. tyler tyler says:

    nice mesige from arneld and willie nelson i love my weed makes me gigel and fart

  39. Laura Laura says:

    #1 is defiantly a Bob Marley quote..

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  41. great post man. loved the arnie quote!!

  42. Becca Hagan Becca Hagan says:

    Alex, How old are you?
    Anyways in no way, shape, OR from, IS marijuana a drug.
    A drug is simply something that people CREATE. Marijuana is completely NATURAL. Just throwing that out there. I would smoke weed everyday if i could. Aside from the fact that it kills brain cells. lol

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  44. Rohit Rohit says:

    “Hey Dude,y r ur Eyes so red?u look High…”
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    “What are you allergic to..?”
    He askd,Unknowingly..

  45. stone E-zay stone E-zay says:

    i agree 100% all day, eer day….just live life stay high

  46. Anton Anton says:

    Some of these were very good! Some where not.
    What I’m talking about is the fact that even though cannabis is a plant, you can’t deny that it’s a drug. Also, that it is a plant is no platform for legalization.
    Opium is also a drug and it comes from the plant Opium Poppy. Should we legalize opium and say it’s not a drug just because it grows exists in nature?
    Don’t get me wrong, I’m not against legalization of cannabis. I just think it should be legalized because of the right reasons.

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